Esteban...WHY

OK, you see i don't like Esteban very much. To me he sums up all that is wrong with humanity. He peddles his cheap chinese made "american legacy" Guitars on late night TV. I have come across these spots that he buys in order to sell his aforementioned pieces of shit. But first of all before i go on i will post a link leading to the specs of the guitars he is selling, if you know anything about guitars you'd know how much a joke he really is. Esteban lame ass guitar package.

Hey Esteban you suck!



that my friends is the very elusive Esteban, notice how he dresses like Zorro...what a dumb fuck.


esteban claims that he was a student of the great Andres Sergovia, he goes about on his infomercials bragging about the lessons he learned from segovia, hell segovia even gave him the great name of Esteban, which he trods through the mud all in the name of making a buck. now in all fairness to Esteban he DID study under segovia...but it was only one lesson. so i don't know why he continues to brag about how he learned under him really, how much can you learn in one lesson? this just provides more proof that esteban is a liar and why you should not by his product. slightly after his "studying" with sergovia Esteban got in a very bad Automobile accident and lost his eye lids. he had to give up guitar for over 10 years. when he learned to play again he decided that he should rip off tons of little children who's dream it was to become a guitar legend by selling them a shoddy and poorly crafted musical instrument.

thats all for now.

Esteban you fucking dumb fuck